Death is a tragedy. A tragedy that is considered blasphemous to laugh at in a civilized society. However, a person even manages to turn his own death into a real absurdity. It is simply impossible to refrain from letting go of a couple of three sharp jokes on this topic. This article is a vivid confirmation of this. Having studied the most ridiculous deaths in the world, you will see again how limitless human stupidity is, and what terrifying ending it can lead to.
Each case on this list of the dumbest deaths is worth the Darwin Prize.
Wise advice
This completely ridiculous incident occurred in New York. At a busy intersection in the city center, a man got into a car and, by some incredible miracle, remained alive. But one “state adviser” decided to give the victim a brilliant idea: lie back under the wheels in order to claim huge compensation from the driver. The man did so. The driver did not notice this and started off, now having finally finished off the “victim”.
Matrimonial Finale
This story is a prime example of what gossip can lead to. Vera Cherwak, a resident of Prague, heard rumors that her husband was cheating on her. Killed by the pain of betrayal, the woman decided to commit suicide. Vera jumped out of the third floor window and ... landed right on her husband’s head. Waking up in intensive care, she found out that her husband died from the fall of his beloved wife.
Infernal Wanderers
Four Chinese teenagers, deeply impressed by watching the Taiwanese TV series on the supernatural, ate a melon filled with rat poison to "go travel to hell." The guys even left a note: "If in hell is as bad as here, then we will return." Fortunately, they were able to return. But only two. The rest, apparently, liked it there.
Relaxed
Gerard Omel has repeatedly conquered the highest mountain above sea level - Everest, and at home he could not cope with an ordinary stepladder: changing a light bulb, the "great conqueror" fell from it and died, hitting his head against the wall. The most ridiculous death for an extreme.
Springing
Eighty-year-old Adelaide Magnoso was a big fan of rollaway beds. That night, the unfortunate old woman went to bed in her bed as if nothing had happened, which apparently had a “bad mood", and she formed in half, killing her mistress. Nice winner for the Darwin Award.
Farewell wave
This story is about not the most successful fisherman from South Korea, who was preparing his catch for sale. Having brought a knife over another fish, the man personally dealt a mortal blow directly to his heart. The thing is that this fish turned out to be alive, and with a powerful blow of the tail hit directly on the hand with a knife. It would seem like this is even possible. But, as they say - inexplicably, but a fact.
Premature funeral
New Yorker Julia Carson was declared dead from a heart attack. In the middle of the funeral ceremony, she woke up, sat in a coffin and asked, "What is happening here?" All those present were shocked, and her daughter could not stand her heart, and she died on the spot.
Sleep in hand
Linda Goody had a dream in which she dies in her own car. Frightened to death, the woman canceled her cruise to the Caribbean. But, as you know, you won’t get away from fate: a few days later she was found strangled in a car.
Curious Barbara ...
Nearly 50 people gathered on the bridge of the Vietnamese city of Ho Chi Minh City to watch the suicide of a young girl. Ironically, the building could not withstand the pressure of the crowd and collapsed into the water. As a result, 9 people died, and rescuers pulled out the "suicide".
Avenger rabbit
Vincent Carroggio was hunting rabbits. Tired, the man lay down briefly on the lawn, laying his gun beside him, and fell asleep. A rabbit running past accidentally pulled the trigger and was like that. Mysterious and stupid death.
You will become an atheist
A 65-year-old resident of Hong Kong decided to thank God for the fact that her daughter-in-law remained alive after a terrifying car accident. During a prayer, a bag of cement fell from a building’s roof onto a woman.
Together to the grave
George Storey was born almost simultaneously with Life magazine Life. And so on the cover of the first issue of the magazine appeared a photograph of a newborn George with the inscription "Life begins." And later the magazine occasionally covered his life - his two marriages, fatherhood and retirement. A photograph of 64-year-old Storey appeared on the cover of the last issue of the magazine in May 2000, this time the title was “Life ends” (meaning the magazine). But a few days later, Storey died of a heart attack.
Plyushkin is resting
On the Greek island, the corpse of Amagdalia Balta was found, who died of starvation. The whole absurdity of the situation lies in the fact that the account in her bank was equal to 350,000 pounds, and she was also the owner of a collection of 150 gold sovereigns. Is this not the most stupid death.
You gave birth to me ...
Mr. Harst, 38, during a quarrel with his 10-year-old son, gave him a knife in his hands, telling him, saying that if he hates him so much, then let him kill him. The boy, without thinking twice, did just that. Within an hour, this savvy daddy died in the hospital.
This is destiny!
Stephen Hayet underwent many complex organ transplant surgeries: stomach, pancreas, duodenum, liver and kidneys. 6 years after all these many dangerous manipulations with the body, Stephen died at the age of 32, falling from his chair in an attempt to fasten a new light bulb. Lethal outcome by absurd accident.
Happy to death
35-year-old Najib Saddi was so happy that he committed suicide, fearing that in the future he would be in trouble.
Exhibit at work
When attempting to rob a museum, Peter Gruber died when he came across a statue's sword. Ironically, the statue was called The Weapon of Justice.
Friend
One day, Joshua Thomas Bircet was tormented by a protracted hiccup attack and decided to ask a friend to punch him in the chest in order to stop this torment. The blow was so strong that Joshua died of a heart attack.
Waited to death
An employee of an Egyptian government organization had been waiting for a raise for eight years. When he finally received the long-awaited news, Adel Nazim (the name of the hero of this story) died of a heart attack.
Flying cows
A driver from California died from a violent collision between his car and a cow. During a severe hurricane, the animal entered the roadway and was hit by a car. From a strong blow, the cow flew off onto the hood of the oncoming car, whose driver subsequently died.
Divine punishment
In Germany, the head of a large enterprise and his mistress died from a lightning strike. Everything happened at a time when the couple indulged in love joys in a boat on the lake. The widow of the deceased believes that this incident is nothing but a punishment from the Almighty.
Overvoltage is harmful to life
The Ukrainian poacher, having decided to arrange a “shock therapy” for the fish, threw a live cable into the river. When all the fish surfaced, the happy "fisherman" rushed into the water in order to collect all the catch. However, he forgot to turn off his own invention and was electrocuted. According to relatives, the man mined this fish on the anniversary of the death of his mother-in-law. Stupid, ridiculous, but deserved.
Feeling of evil
Columbian James Dinari went to a neighboring state to meet a woman he met on the Internet. Apparently, she did not like him, and she refused to meet. To prove her love and affection, James cut his throat with a chainsaw right in front of her house.
Loud tragedy
A visitor to a popular beer hall in Hamburg constantly and very loudly rang the telephone, thereby annoying everyone around him. A remark was repeatedly made to the young man, but nevertheless the phone continued to ring. One of the regulars could not stand it and killed the violator of silence with a blow of a beer bottle on his head.
Sports passion
The young gymnast decided to throw a party on the occasion of her seventeenth birthday. During this event, the girl flew out the window of the 6th floor, carried away by jumping on the couch.
Hungry tamagotchi
A young French woman became a victim of gambling addiction. While driving a car, she was distracted by the signal of the virtual animal Tamagotchi, demanding to feed him. The girl saved her "pet", but died herself. The most stupid death does not come up.
Perhaps many will think that this is a kind of entertaining reading. But no matter how puny these stories were, each of them is an occasion to think about how fleeting the human life is and how important every moment, every little thing, every word and deed is important in it.
